I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions — No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out — and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It’s certainly worth a try. I’m convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution.

- George Carlin (via hippity-hoppity-brigade)