Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how fucked up our generation is
Why not use a picture of a 50 year old white male banker masturbating with mortgage papers into the mouth of a senator
be free, Leo.
be free
A young woman and her service dog caused quite a stir over the weekend when they both showed up to her college graduation ceremony dressed in matching caps and gowns.
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(via Service Dog Arrives At College Graduation In Cap And Gown, Becomes A Celebrity (PHOTOS))
Dog: You damn fucking right I’m wearing a cap and fucking gown. I went to more classes den that long haired white hipster ass mofo other there so I KNOW I deserve this more than his ass. I aint ask to read and discuss fucking Virginia Woolfe. I thought she was a fucking dog. Then I found out it was crazy homely ass white woman. I literally had to sit through an hour and a half of that bullshit. Oh I’m getting a fucking diploma today.
DIED.
holy shit
In 1731, King Frederick I of Sweden gave a lion he had killed to a taxidermist who had never seen a lion before, and this was the result
I had this goat named Wendy and she was crazy. I can never tell if she was not photogenic or if she was just so photogenic that’s what it came out looking like.
(Source: babysitter-in-the-impala)
My Simon Petrikov/Ice King cosplay at Supanova, and my reference photos from ‘I Remember You’. The whole backpack, and even a tiny scientific parasite ^_^
(Source: blandarchist)
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
I
do you see how lazy my dogs are, they won’t even stand up to play tug of war
and also that’s one of my favorite socks >:(
DOGSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BEAUTIFUL
It has become a struggle to get dressed
in the morning without hating yourself.
In the mirror, you see a sack of fruit,
a loveseat dragged to the curb. You know
this is not true. You know this is plight
of those with mirrors and cloth and legs—
yet, still, you do not want to leave
the house. It is spring and you are dough
before the kneading. The man who
loves you from across the country tells you
your body is his home but you do not want
to believe him because why would anyone
want to live in a sand dune. He is a tourist
in a warring city. He only sees it when
the lights are on, before the shadows spill
like blood into the streets. Do not leave
the house. Do not even open your doors
when he comes knocking knocking
knocking with those words that can
make you feel but can never make you be.
- Sierra DeMulder
On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.
it’s okay to be fat!*
* if you meet one of these requirements:
- an hourglass shape
- large breasts
- large butt
- a streamlined figure
- no rolls
- really conventionally pretty face
- big hips
getting really tired of the hierarchy i see in my life and on my dashboard. if your acceptance has conditions, it’s not acceptance.
IF YOUR ACCEPTANCE HAS CONDITIONS, IT’S NOT ACCEPTANCE
